Workin the CORE!

Scene opens on a meeting room with the Boss, Bill, and Susan. Sam walks in and sits down



Boss: ok so.. where is.. oh there he is

Sam: Hello!

Boss: nice of you to show up for this meeting!

Sam: well it's on my calendar

Boss: where were you all morning? All week in the morning.

Bill: All week in the afternoon too!

Sam: it's my new core policy. workin the core!

Bill: what does cross training have to do with this

Sam: well, time at the gym is good for my quads. my lats. my glutes! the guns! it's not all about cardio my friend

Boss: what you've been at the gym for 30 hours a week????

Sam: not just the gym. shopping. drinking. house work. you know, bills. and the what not

Boss: you cant do that! you have a job to do

Sam: well.. at work.. the only time anyone schedules a meeting, it's in the 11am-1pm window

Susan: i know!

Sam: it wrecks my former lunch break. or if it's not a meeting its a phone call, right as I was mid bite into a delicious pastrami and swiss cheese classic

Susan: those are the worst moments

Sam: or, someone just stops at my desk right?  hey.. look at me.. I am so important that you dont need to eat!

Bill: true. it blows

Boss: we have to schedule when we can Sam

Sam: well.. I realized if thats the ONLY time of day that anyone notices me or wants me or communicates with me.. THOSE ARE MY WORKING HOURS. The core.

Boss: that's absurd

Sam: puttin in my 120m! oh yea

Susan: oh yea!

Sam: the double desk duece! the two-fer!

Bill: yes!

Sam: the back to back 60. stereo hours. yin and yang

Boss: Sam!

Sam: representing at the peak. the summit of the day.. planting my effort flag then.. going .. um..

-silence

Sam: Anyways I think I made my point

-later

Unemployment Office Clerk: so how did you get fired

Sam: I think I made my point.